We Despertely Need to Replace Obama with Bill

   2012  Candidate For President
 
     Bill Cosby  has a great way of distilling things. Looks like he's done it  again!
       


I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE  IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately  banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the  border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two  year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude.  NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart policy,  'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are  allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All  retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many  observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They  will be under strict orders not to fire on   SOUTHBOUND aliens..

(5)  Social security will immediately return to its original state. If  you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the  president nor any other politician will be able to touch  it.


(6)  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40  hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a  passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST  time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime -  We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose  your right hand. There are no more life sentences.  If  convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you  chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9)  One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel  of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All  foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease,  and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately  lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the  American people if they  want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the  decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will  be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12)  The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events, outings, etc.
  Sorry  if I stepped on anyone's toes


GOD  BLESS AMERICA  


Bill  Cosby






Please  Forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence  they're on.     
 
 
 

 

Here is the guy that should have been our first black president!

 

'They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...

And I blamed the kid until l I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what??

And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2??

Where were you when he was 12??

Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol??

And where is the father?? Or who is his father?
People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something? Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body? What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa .

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.

We cannot blame the white people any longer'


Dr. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.



WAY TO GO, BILL !!

It's NOT about color...
It's about behavior!!!

PASS THIS ON AMERICA