The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder... I hung

It on my patio and filled

It lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a

Week we had hundreds of birds

Taking advantage of the

Continuous flow of free and

Easily accessible food..

But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards

Of the patio, above the table,

And next to the barbecue...

Then came the bird shit. It was

Everywhere; on the patio tiles,

The chairs, the table ...........

Everywhere!

Then some of the birds

Turned mean. They would

Dive bomb me and try to

Peck me even though I had

Fed them out of my own

Pocket.

And other birds were

Boisterous and loud. They

Sat on the feeder and

Squawked and screamed at

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like

It used to be ... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .

Our government give’s out

Free food, subsidized housing,

Free medical care and free

Education and allows anyone

Born here to be an automatic

Citizen.

Then the illegals came by

The millions. Suddenly

Our taxes went up to pay for the

Free services; small flats

Are housing 5 or more families; you

Have to wait sometimes hours to be seen

By a doctor in an emergency surgery

Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

Your child's year 12 class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.

Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in broken English, and

People waving flags other

Than 'The  Union Jack' are

Squawking and screaming

Demanding more rights and free liberties.

Its just my opinion but:

Maybe, just maybe,

it's time for the government

To take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Continue cleaning up the sh*t!