Before you read to the  end, does anybody know what the main ingredient  of WD-40 is?

I had a  neighbor who had bought a new pickup.
I got  up very early one Sunday morning and saw  
That someone had spray painted red all  around the sides
Of this beige truck (for  some unknown reason).
I went over, woke him  up, and told him the bad news.
He was very  upset and was trying to figure out what to do  
Probably nothing until Monday morning, since  nothing was open.

Another neighbor came  out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it  off.
It removed the unwanted paint  beautifully
And did not harm his paint job  that was on the truck.
I'm impressed! WD-40  who knew?
'Water Displacement #40'
The  product began from a search for a rust  preventative solvent
And degreaser to  protect missile parts.
WD-40 was created in  1953 by three technicians
At the San Diego  Rocket Chemical Company.
Its name comes from  the project that was to find
A 'water  displacement' compound.
They were successful  with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.  
The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to  protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken  East (one of the original founders)
Says  there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.  
When you read the 'shower door' part, try  it.
It's the first thing that has ever  cleaned that spotty shower door.
If yours is  plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a  miracle!
Then try it on your stovetop ...  Viola!
It's now shinier than it's ever been.  You'll be amazed.
Here are some other uses:  
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2.  Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3.  Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4.  Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without  making them slippery.
5. Keeps flies off  cows.
6. Restores and cleans  chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick  stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9.  Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains  from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt  and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps  ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from  oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from  clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors  free of water  spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in  ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors  working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on  vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes  black scuff marks from the kitchen floor!  
Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff  marks on flooring.
It doesn't seem to harm  the finish and you won't have to scrub  
Nearly as hard to get them off.
Just  remember t o open some windows if you have a lot  of marks.
19. Bug guts will eat away the  finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use  WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym  slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21.  Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for  ease of handling on riding mowers.
22. Rids  kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky  noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking  home windows and makes them easier to  open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it  easier to open and close.
25. Restores and  cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as  well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and  cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates  and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28.  Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons,  and bicycles for easy handling.
29.  Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and  keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust  from forming on saws and saw blades, and other  tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove  .
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from  fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic  limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony  (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces  of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on  their arms, hands, and knees to relieve  arthritis pain.
37. Florida's favorite use  is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from  grills and bumpers.'
38. The favorite use in  the state of New York, WD-40 protects the Statue  of Liberty
From the elements.
39. WD-40  attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or  lures
And you will be catching the big one  in no time.
Also, it's a lot cheaper than the  chemical attractants
That are made for just  that purpose. Keep in mind though,
Using  some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing  
Are not allowed in some states.
40. Use  it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away  immediately and stops the itch.
41. WD-40 is  great for removing crayon from walls.
Spray  on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42.  Also, if you've discovered that your teenage  daughter
has washed and dried a tube of  lipstick with a load of laundry,
saturate  the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash.  Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you  sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap,
it  would displace the moisture and allow the car to  start.
44. Removes pricing labels adhesive,  and tape adhesives.

P. S. The basic  ingredient is FISH OIL.  

 THAT'S WHY IT SMELLS TERRIBLE!