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Costa Mesa is home, but the sailing in the Tropics again would be nice. Enjoy your visit. I keep this site up just for fun and entertainment, If you have something that is interesting to share like |
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Mike, The boat Builder Version Of, Here Comes Santa Clause Turn on your sound This is what we are going to need to protect our freedom the way the Liberals are behaving.
Ammunition is scarce, stock up.
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A Real American Law ManYou know what I have to say about this guy...MORE POWER TO YA MY MAN This is true according to the articled at www.snopes.com BEST QUOTE OF 2008...BRAVO FOR SHERIFF JUDD. Gotta admire the man for being honest. Florida got it right. Bravo for POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times. Now here's the kicker: Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: Talk about an all-time classic answer. 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.' |
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The Economy Is SOOOOO Bad,
(How bad is it?)
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking
into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! |
Representing our Freedom that our new President
and some members of our Congress wish to take or give away.
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Folks, we have a serious problem that it is our job and obligation to correct. Our government is spending money that they do not have and are printing new play money everyday. The value of the dollar is on a down hill slide that will cause an inflationary economy that will destroy our world as we know.
The latest bill waiting for the President to sign has 800 EARMARKS attached (2.65 Billion dollars.) Our president promised to end EARMARKS, I guess he forgot. Politicians will say anything to get elected to the FAT WALLET JOBS we have allowed them to create for themselves. We must fix our lazy attitude about politicians.
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We --- You and I --- must vote out all the career incumbent crooks and replace our government with business minded honest representatives that will stop the greed and get-rich politicians that are now in control and send the greedy crooks back to regular jobs just like the people they steal from now.
If a politician has been honest and sincere in their job, they may last two terms before becoming corrupted and forgetting that they are spending our and our children's money, that we need to survive, for projects to fatten their own pocket.
We have allowed a president to be established, get elected any way you can and be guaranteed a wealthy life for ever. Not bad work (for about six months a year) anyway you look at the job.
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WE MUST FIX THE PROBLEM or learn to live as a third world country.
I just will never understand how this guy was elected
Logitech has a new service like Yahoo or Skype. It would be fun to see your smiling face. let me know if you would like to talk and the service you use.
My mail is sail@paulalfrey.com
I broke down and purchased a Web Cam and have been using it for chat with friends in New Zealand and Alaska.
OPEC sells oil for $70.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. and Canadian grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $70.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it?
Tough!
Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel!!!
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Life in the
USA:
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers.. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ? A. Shut up or you don't get your check. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: 1.... If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China . 2.... If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia . 3.... If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . 4.... If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . 5.... If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea . 6.... If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan . 7.... If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts. Instead, you can keep the money in America by: 1.... Spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or 2.... Going to baseball or football games, or 3.... Hiring prostitutes, or 4.... Buying cheap beer, Imported liqueurs will not work, or 5.... Getting tattoos. These are the only wholly-American-owned businesses still operating in the US .
Conclusion:The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute (Male or Female) that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the land behind the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?
Yes!
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada, almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
This is when I skippered professionally. I have skippered large motor yachts as well as sailing boats. WISDOM FOR TODAY FIRST Here lies the body of Captain O'Tool, Who died maintaining his right of way. He was dead in the right as he sailed along, But he's just as dead as if he were wrong. SECOND"Isn't having a smoking section or smoking area like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?" |
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